Women Suck

I hate when women expect you to pick up "vibes" or "signals." How the fuck do I know what you're thinking? Half the time YOU don't seem to know what you're thinking, how the fuck should I be able to figure it out? Especially when the signals women send are fucking mixed. One minute they're cold and you start thinking about looking elsewhere, then all the sudden they want to start getting all close to you when you walk and rubbing up against you and you think, maybe, then they're fucking cold again.

What the fuck is that shit? What kind of signal is that? What the fuck are you trying to say, why don't you just fucking SAY IT!!!??

That's why I hate always being the first to take that fucking step, the "I'm interested in you" part of the dance. If I'm willing to be a little vulnerable, can't you do the same? I won't chase anymore, I'm tired of chasing, if you don't let me know something, I'm gone.

The worst part of the signal shit is women can't even read them. They can't tell the difference between the "hey I wanna bang you", "hey I'd like to date you", and the "hey, Iwas interested in you, but you bullshited too fucking long and I got over you, but all my buds are out of town and I'm desperate to hang out with someone, even you" 'vibe.' Vibes are bullshit.


P.S. Tune in next week for "Gay Guys Get All the ass"

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Hello. You suck.